[Verse 1] Alright now lemme get back in ya head. and yo FBI agent used instant transmission to yo living room and stole all yo light bulbs dumb ass nigga, fuck is you saying you hideous ass iPhone 4 se screenprotector forehead ass nigga cmon now lotion bottle neck ass long foot ass itchy toenail having ass nigga im on yo ass nigga I went to yo momma house and went to the bathroom and opened up the mirror and saw 3 dildos and they all had sticky notes with names on them saying "Pussy Destroyer 1, 2 and 3" dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck I'll smack yo momma with a meat ball and she start breakdancing from the adrenaline rush bitch ass nigga fuck is you saying to me bitch ass nigga yo mom was in Highschool walking around the halls and she tripped and fell and busted her chest open bitch ass boy fuck is you saying nigga you ugly as fuck fat neck ass picture frame neck ass BiC lighter face ass acute triangle teeth shape ass nigga you spectacularly ugly as shit with yo Kapreson straw neck ass and speaking of kapreson straws, yo mom had a kapreson straw and put it in her booty hole and that fat bitch got tired because her left arm alone weigh 700 pounds fat ass bitch nigga fuck is you talking about you lame ass nigga yo father had a crush on Usain Bolt in 1944 while he was playing Saxiphone instrumentals in a doctors office flexing in front of all the patients with knee cap problems bitch ass nigga you ugly as fuck, that nigga itachi uchiha put you in a infinite tsukyomi genjutsu and he made you hoolahoop for 600 hours dumb ass nigga you stupid as fuck fuck is you saying little ass boy yo momma ate a cough drop and turned into beast boy bitch ass nigga yo mom got 360 noscoped by ninja in a fortnite pre-lobby and he banned you for stream sniping bitch ass nigga, yo grandma took back shots by Michael Jackson in 1984 sideways bitch ass nigga you ugly as fuck nigga got a pillow pet cuz he lonely at night lame ass fat neck ass cmon now fat ass alligator teeth having ass nigga you ugly as fuck yo mom was hittin splits on top of the statue of liberty in exchange for soda cans bitch ass nigga cuz she's an expect recyclist bitch ass nigga you ugly as fuck nigga, yo mom was tieing her shoe laces and accidentally tied her shoe lace to her pinkie toe and she started breaking all the Number 2 pencils tryna prove yo strength to the world bitch ass nigga, yo mom got epathermic displacia and it reverses her hand-eye coordination dumb ass nigga, she tried to pick up a subway sub sandwhich and she could not make contact with that shit she accidentally knocked it off the table, it fell on yo GUCCI shoe laces so you went into anafalactic shock and fell into sleep paralysis bitch ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo mom is a grand priest in Egypt, and her spirit name is Bonquisha dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga, you was the first person in the world, to hang-slide off of a cruise ship and yo ass landed in the ocean bitch ass nigga little did you know approximately 16 sharks was suurrounding you and yo ass seen the sharks and you created "How do iiiiiiiiii sayyyyyyy goodbyeeeeee" bitch ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo ass is the colossal titan from Attack On Titan and that nigga Captain Levi one shot you and you started crying out yo soul and started meditating yo consciousness and transformed into Jesus Christ bitch ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga, shut yo bitch ass up you ugly ass phineus and ferb body built ass nigga you just depressed because yo pet lobster died from a sandstorm in zimbabwe when he was tryna find his kids he left there 3,000 years ago ugly ass boy im on yo ass fr now ugly ass nigga, Shut the fuck up you nasty ass weak collar bone having ass nigga you broke yo wrist tryna shoot a basketball because you took yo trainers words to heart my nigga when he said "flick yo wrist" you flicked that shit to a 326 degree angle and that shit snapped in 7 different locations ugly ass boy fuck is wrong with you, Fuck no boy yo ugly ass green bana peel body built ass nigga yo grandfather sniped a enemy solider and gained 3 experience points because he got lucky asf he dint even mean to do tha tshit my nigga you ugly as fuck, yo mom was bussin it back for that nigga sandy cheeks because she was gon give her a TI-84 calculator if she did it so she could conquor the world dumb ass nigga yo mom created the letter O because she saw the moon and started meditating dumb ass nigga she fell into sleep paralysis, and her sleep paralysis demon was a water battle, with the top off bitch ass boi fuck is you saying nigga you are a legendary pokemon trainer you beat Ash's pikachu by staring at his tail, dumb ass nigga that's why yo Auntie know the secret art of Spinjitsu, her ass can jump up in the air, kill 800 niggas, and fall back to the ground in 0.0004 seconds nigga yo auntie scary as shit fuck is you saying that's why yo granddad got assassinated by a poisonous venus fly trap in south dekota on top of a Ice Cream truck while he was charging his chakra dumb ass nigga yo great grandma created basketball, because she picked up a rock, and threw it through the middle of a lifesaver bitch ass nigga you stupid as fuck that's why yo granddad is an experienced agar.io player and he solotricked Donald Trump and gained 439,543 mass and started giving away all his mass to everyone in the game with a number in they name dumb ass nigga yo mom was on a airplane, and she banged her head against the glass, broke the window, jumped out, and landed on a trampoline and she bounced back up to the airplane, sat down, and pulled out a toolbox, and started fixing the airplane dumb ass nigga you stupid as fuck, fuck is you saying nigga you are horrible nigga yo granddad is the best space conservationist in the world nigga he made 84 couches, fit inside of a bathroom dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga you retarded as fuck yo girlfriend is Sakura so she beats the shit out of you whenever you don't acknowledge her dumb ass nigga boy fuck is you saying nigga you quit gaming, becuz that nigga YBN Nahmir, gave yo mom a cheeseburger, you saw that shit ain't have no meat on that shit, yo ass awakened yo sharingan and put that nigga into Sleep Paralysis, dumb ass nigga boy you ugly as fuck, yo grandma 360 noscoped Ninja and Tfue ina fortnite prelobby match on accident, and he banned her account for allegid stream sniping bitch ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo mom was twerking her ass on top of the london bridge, just so she could make niggas throw nickels at her, and when she saw the nickels ain't have Theodore Rosevelts face on it, she strated panicing, her ass realized she wasn't in the same Country no more dumb ass nigga you retarded as fuck, im on yo ass now nigga you own a gold fish and a alligator, and yo fish ate yo alligator and transformed into a BeyBlade dumb ass nigga because little did you know, that was nemo from finding nemo bitch ass nigga you stupid as fuck, on yo ass for real nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo mom got a bottle of dioxyribo nucleic acid, sitting on the top of her chimney, and whenever it comes in contact with steam, it spawns satan dumb ass nigga, yo mom is a top tier architect, she created the london bridge dumb ass nigga, Ugly ass pineapple pinocio pinecone body built ass nigga yo mom took 13 viagra pills and started dry humping the light switch on her wall you stank ass bald ass degenerate fortnite playing ass nigga im on yo ass fr now bitch made ass boy, Shut up you bitch ass virgin 3 months ago yo mom got kidnapped by soul reapers and got evicerated in the soul society by Rukia Kuchki you fat ass pickle neck ass boy you just mad cuz yo headset falls off yo head cuz that shit was made for dwayne the rock johnson you ugly ass boy fuck is wrong with you, fuck up nigga yo grandma had sex with the engine of a motor byke back in new jersey, nigga what boy you been in void so long that you thought pakistan was the capitak of void just because it had pak in it you retarded ass reject nigga im on yo ass fr boy, nigga yo mom was throwing it back at a strip club for free and they gave her 3 pinnies and a nickel and she started throwin a tantrum and kissing every managers knee caps and you started throwing all the dinner plates, My nigga what boy you got arrested and sent to life in prison my nigga because the FBI because you gruesimly murdered a crocodile in a new zealand hallocaust commercial my nigga you ugly as shit, Nigga you literally was in a 1987 range rover sticking half way solved rubix cubes in yo belly button while drawing circles and x's on that shit like a tic tac toe board and when you lost to yourself you committed suicide because you just lost all dedication to life my nigga you ugly as shit, You came out yo momma pussy using yo umbelical cord as a legendary katana from poptropica and yo ass got 1 shotted by a needle, dumb ass boy fuck is u talkin bout, yo ass got a "LAUNCH" button on yo keyboard, and whenever you press that shit yo mom start running down the stairs with purple cast-iron booty shorts on and start washing all the dishes in the house weird ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo ass had a guitar, played a song for yo crush, and her boyfriend shot you in the head with a high pressure water gun dumb ass nigga boy fuck is you saying boy yo ass was earing an egyptian trinket around yo neck yo school one day, and it started an alien apocolypse cuz that shit got long lost ancient hispanic testronomic DNA in that shit bitch ass nigga fuck is you saying boa yo baby brother had a wooden bat and started beating the shit out of you just to tell you that dinner was ready dumb ass nigga boy fuck is you saying nigga you was in wal-mart crying because you couldn't find yo girl friend, little did you know she was on isle 13 giving blow-jobs to every nigga that bought her a pair of lip gloss dumb ass nigga, Nigga yo step-mom one shot the floor 1 dungeon boss from Swort Art Online because her ass had a legendary weapon crafted out of S rated gobanzo tree trunk bark dumb ass boy fuck is you saying nigga yo ass was depressed one day because yo pet snail died yo ass tried to astral project and yo soul got stuck in a ceiling fan bitch ass boi you ugly as fuck boy yo mom was bussin it back for Ronald Mc Donald for a free McFlurry and he did not give that shit to her dumb ass boi yo ass is inconsistantly sideways and yo vision is tilted to the left side of yo brain cuz yo ass got a weird condition called "Optical Dislexic Trajectory Flouride Symptoms bitch ass boy fuck is you sayinn nigga yo mom got gang banked my Krillin, Yamcha, Picollo and Android 18 in super saiyan form dumb ass nigga and when they got done, they summoned shenron and wished for a bacon egg and cheese sandwhich dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga now I'm finna flame the shit out of you nigga timmy turner is yo secret Physical Science teacher yo ass passed the class with a 100% cuz he did all the homework for you dumb ass boi fuck is u sayin nigga yo mom works at Freddy Frasbaears Pizzaria from Five Nights at Freddy's, her ass had a heart attack cuz she did not see a animatronic, her ass seen Courage the Cowardly Dog, that nigga was milly rocking with a watch in his hand and yo mom got hypnotized by it bitch ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo mom was inside the world of Attack on Titans, little did you know she was the Colossal Titan dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck boi yo great great step-grandma was bussin it back at a christian strip club where the only think you can shake is yo knee caps bitch ass boi fuck is u saying nigga yo ass made a Do It Yourself Fidget Spinner made out of Kunai Khifes and Ninja Shurikens bitch ass nigga yo ass tried to throw that shit, and it had no aim dumb ass nigga that shit landed in a bird nest and killed 3 baby penguins dumb ass boy fuck is u saying nigga, you used a senzu bean on Michael jacksons corpse and that nigga got up and started moonwalking with KameHameHa waves coming out of his diamond glove dumb ass nigga yo ass was on dance dance revolution 2 practicing yo high school prom dance skills bitch ass boy fuck is you saying nigga now im on yo shit nigga yo iphone 5 got a screenprotector on it that absorbs salt dumb ass nigga and you paid 400 dollars for that shit tahts why Shisui Uchiha put you in a Genjutsu that made yo 5 senses evaporate bitch ass nigga yo mom fell into sleep paralysis cuz yo ass got a Optical Illusion ceiling fan bitch ass nigga you get to turning that shit on and all you see is a black and red spiral dumb ass niga you stupid as fuck boy yo ass is a arabian knight spirit that died in 1432 because yo ass got speared in yo back by Theodore Rosevelt with a Golden Eagle dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo ass got a piggy bank in yo room thats soul bounded to only catching Nickels dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo ass still got a 3DS and the only game you got is Sonic Unleashed and yo ass is stuck on the first stage because 3 of yo buttons broke dumb ass nigga yo ass can only move up and down dumb ass boi fuck is u saying yo ass got 3 candles lit up in yo bathroom to do ancient christian japanese dragon ball z shenron chants to summon the Goddess of Bumblebees dumb ass boy fuck is you saying nigga, nigga yo mom was caught in a wild fire in a jungle, her ass transformed into the Colossal Titan to save herself dumb ass nigga yo mom is an ancient level 300 sewer dweller her ass get to killin all alligators for fun dumb ass boy fuck is you talkin but nigga yo ass got a microwave in yo kitchen, that makes yo food colder with yo ironic ass boy and whenever you use that shit yo food get frost bite dumb ass nigga fuck is you talkin bout yo great grandfather was bussin it back at the LGBTQ hideout with nothing but a ariana grande halloween outfit on nigga got to hittin all high notes tryna impersonate her so niggas could touch on his gay ass, ugly ass boy, fuck is you talkin bout nigga yo granddad is that nigga Choji from Naruto fat ass boy yo ass get to throwing hand signs and turning into a giant dumb ass boi fuck is you talkin bout nigga yo internet cable is snapped in half cuz that nigga courage the cowardly dog be bitin yo shit at night time when you dont give him a fruit roll-up when he successfully pees in his potty bin dumb ass nigga you stupid like fuck boi, nigga yo mom created the loadout of the roblox website dumb ass nigga you dont even have a shower in yo house and you gotta take showers in yo washing machine in the laundry room bitch ass nigga yo ass dont even know how to throw a frizby, Nah nigga you really smell like armadillo knee cap grease with ketchup and mustard on it and you put black pepper on it as a toping bitch ass nigga you ugly as fuck boy and that's why yo keyboard loses keys whenever you play OSU Mania because you be tapping yo keyboard too hard, Nigga you answered A on every question of yo S.A.T. 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I'm not a royal circle but based off the last two. bitch ass nigga, Nigga yo mom is the chief executive of the Ku Klux Klan and she knows how to seduce james charles and donald trump bitch ass nigga that's why yo grandma was the president of the arts and crafts club back in middle school because she knew how to draw the blue eyed dragon from yugioh, yo dad was at a hair salon, and they gave this nigga a bald fade on accident, cuz the barber was on bath salts bitch ass nigga you ugly as fuck nigga and that's why yo dentist is a exorcist from blue exorcist, and that nigga started putting ancient spells on yo teeth, to make them shine brighter dumb ass nigga fuck is yo ass saying nigga yo grandma got bit by a venus fly trap, and her ass did the stop drop and roll dumb ass nigga she stupid as fuck nigga and that's why the remote to yo TV only got two buttons on that shit, and one of the buttons produce black pepper, and whenever you use that shit on food, that shit get to tastin like salt and vinegar chips bitch ass nigga you stupid as fuck boy yo mom is a competitive eater, her ass ate 3 hamburgers and tapped out, her ribs was cracking, because her ass forgot to drink water before eating dumb ass nigga she stupid as fuck on god nigga and that's, why yo step mom, that bitch is a golf player, her ass accidentally hit the golf-ball into outer space cuz her ass got hidden super saiyan strength bitch ass nigga fuck is you sayin nigga, yo mom got into an altercation at lunch time in the high school cafateria, cuz the lunch lady winked at her sideways dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck boi, you got a doll in yo house that helps you be a better ventriloquist little did you know that shit can actually talk on its own dumb ass nigga yo mom tried to play with it and 3 hours later her windows in her room started creakin dumb ass, nigga yo ass went went in minecraft and went to the nether world and started doing the barrel roll infront of the ender dragon and that nigga started tap dancing with a boombox on his left wing dumb ass nigga yo ass tried to tap dance with him and he made yo PS3 explode bitch ass nigga you ugly as fuck boy you got a truck in yo backyard, and whenever you go inside of the trunk yo ass get teleported to a tropical forest biome dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck boi yo ass played the exact same song, on two different devices, and when you heard it, yo ass fell into sleep paralysis dumb ass nigga and yo mom tried to wake you up, and her ass got posessed by satan, her ass was jumping up and down causing earth quakes cuz she fat as fuck and eat 5 Guys burgers all day dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying, What nigga you wasted 5 years of your life cracking the code of a secret safe and you unlocked it and all you seen was the word supercalafredgalisticexpielladocious written in hieroglyphics on a sticky note dumb ass nigga yo ass live in porkbelly and yo dad got a atomic bomb on his truck, that shit exploded and a CD Radio boombox player teleported to the middle of yo driveway playing Despacito english version dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo ass started meditating to the song and you awakened the eternal mangekyou sharingan dumb ass nigga yo genius sisters made you eat salt and you transformed into a female, yo ass got beat up by that nigga Bling Bling boy from Johnny Test cuz you stole his Uranium and yo ass started running around town with a peanut butter tattoo on yo belly button and yo ass got chased down town by 543,669 squirrels cuz they wanted yo nuts gay ass nigga, yo ass got diamond grills on yo teeth, and you used that shit to break out of prison dumb ass nigga yo ass started biting through the walls like shit dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying boi yo ass sung an ancient ritual from the 1400's and transformed into a fish-man and teleported to the middle of the pacific ocean, yo ass went on land and started break dancing, and suffocated to death dumb ass nigga boy fuck is you saying nigga that nigga Bling Bling boy from Johnny Test sung you a bed time story because you lost all you memory, because yo sister injected you with poison and it turned you into a superhero dumb ass nigga yo ass can fart, and you start flyin bitch ass nigga yo ass can punch the air, and create cosmic waves that evaporate light rays from the sun dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying, Nigga ya mom was tap dancing on top of the statue of liberty with a ps3 controller stapled to her left knee cap with a baby carrot glued to her uvula boy and whenever she gets mad she just takes her anger out on you and takes massive shits on your ps4 and make that shit overheat and explode fuck is wrong with you my nigga, my nigga what boy you was in the dragon ball z universe with epilepsy boy and as soon as you seen a kamehameha you just fell in a 87 year coma boy and you woke up with knee cap fragments in yo ankle my nigga you ugly as shit, nigga shut up boy yo mom got assassinated by Desmond Miles from assassins creed because she took that nigga legendary dagger ugly ass boy finna flame the fuck out yo ass boy you got mad and committed suicide because yo pet pikachu evolved into a charizard accidentally because you fuzed it with a rubix cube ugly ass boy, Yo mom ugly as fuck nigga she started grinning her teeth together, and a random subway sub sandwhich started levitating above her iron board, she grabbed that shit and she transformed into the armored titan from attack on titans bitch ass nigga, she got to stomping everywhere, and she killed 843,665,337 people dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo grandma got gang banged phinease and ferb, little did you know, they was holdind nerf guns in they hand shooting yo momma in her head while they was fucking her dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga, yo pet cat is 11 years old and whenever it tries to pee, nothing comes out but ketchup water you nasty ass bitch that's why yo great great grandma got out of bed at 5 in the morning, walked in the garage, grabbed a screwdriver, and started tightening every screw in the house bitch ass nigga while she was in sleep paralysis dumb ass nigga yo mom scary as shit nigga that's why yo mom is the only person 0in the world that knows what Abraham Lincolns penis looks like because her long lost relatives saved a picture of it on a Swivel Bulk Thumb Acer Nitro 5 USB Flash Drive dumb ass nigga yo family weird as shit thats why yo mom was playing Poptropica, she injected cheat engine and got banned instantly nigga instantaniously banning that bitch nigga yo mom is in the guinese world records for beating 300 people in a 300 versus 1 tug-of-war match dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga, I snatched yo momma weave out and made her chase it like a bull bitch ass nigga i smacked yo momma with a greasy cheese burger and she started levitating dumb ass nigga yo mom was on a trampoline and did a backflip and entered third person in real life bitch ass nigga yo mom was throwin it back for niggas to throw nickels at them poor ass nigga you ugly as fuck yo dad got bit by a venus fly trap and fell into sleep paralysis bitch ass nigga you stupid as fuck dirty ass nigga, you was on youtube and you searched "Can an African American temporarily obtain a slice of fried carbohydrates?"
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