Great story and illustrations. Love it. Shop Roku players. Top subscription boxes right to your door, 1996-2023, Amazon.com, Inc. or its affiliates, Learn more how customers reviews work on Amazon. . Its because sometimes, we need a little bit of that in our lives, especially when holidays have become synonymous with things that are not always our reality, like home with the family or big meals and parties. Something we hope you'll especially enjoy: FBA items qualify for FREE Shipping and Amazon Prime. Director Misty Talley Writer Jake Kiernan Stars Reid Miller I just don't like being lied to. Uh hello, brilliant. Every year, Santa Jaws delivers presents to his fellow sharks, spreading cheer wherever he goes. Viewing Platform: Amazon Prime. Santa Jaws by Misty Talley, 2018Starring: Reid Miller, Courtney Lauren Cummings, Jim Klock, Carrie Lazar, Arthur Marroquin, Miles Doleac, Haviland Stillwell, Hawn Tran, Scott Allen Perry, Ritchie MontgomeryBudget: Typically $1 or $2 million USD (no hard numbers available)Box office: Typically 23 million in viewership (no hard numbers available). Because that shit is going to come to life and mess you up. with updates on movies, TV shows, Rotten Tomatoes podcast and more. For the uninitiated (where have you been? For those collectors that may have missed it in the description, this is in fact an MOD (manufactured on demand) laser burned DVD-R disc; not professionally stamped like most discs. Oscar worthy, and has restored my faith in the baby shark jesus. It's a fun campy movie that too many people take too serious! Trying to survive the family Christmas, Cody makes a wish to be alone, which ends up backfiring when a shark manifests and kills his entire family. Cody makes a few additions to his new comic with a pen given to him for Christmas by his grandfather. If you're watching a movie called "Santa Jaws," you'll get what you're looking for. Great read!A child book that rhymes and makes shark sense. Director Misty Talley knew from the very beginning that in order for this film to resonate with viewers and find a particular audience that it had to fully accept its hilariously, this film was a masterpiece and i for one cant wait for the sjcu (santa jaws cinematic universe), Review by 1313: Tony the Terror 10. So much so, it sadly slept on this absolute gem of a Christmas movie. / They tell him all their Christmas wishes. It's the easiest time of year to get into serious debt, and the best way to avoid that is to keep a strict eye on the spending. Filled with plenty of B Horror movie Hallmark Christmas cheer! The shark wears a Christmas Hat Nuff said. Directed by Misty Talley. It also analyzed reviews to verify trustworthiness. thats his bread and butter. Santa Jaws - Kindle edition by Heos, Bridget, Bernstein, Galia. Your Ticket Confirmation # is located under the header in your email that reads "Your Ticket Reservation Details". Letterboxd is an independent service created by a small team, and we rely mostly on the support of our members to maintain our site and apps. Santa Jaws is a 2018 action/comedy movie directed by Misty Talley. This 10-digit number is your confirmation number. Page spreads with very nice, colorful illustrations will keep children quite attentive to this book. How to bump this from two to four stars:- Go full R rating. She has a Christmas hat on her fin, red eyes, Christmas lights around her tail and later in movie turns in a Great White Narwhal! I have seen better cgi on Saturday morning cartoons. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your email. Get up to 35% off. Every year, Santa Jaws delivers presents to his fellow sharks, spreading cheer wherever he goes. Honestly, this has a much better production value than I would have ever expected. I'll tend to give them 4-6/10 if they were successfully entertaining for that, and if they don't pull it off then it's a crash & burn down to 1*. Your recently viewed items and featured recommendations. When I first heard the title I laughed so hard and hoped for so much and wondered how this would play out. , Courtney Aluren Cummings, Jim Klock, Reid Miller, Studio Santa Jaws $1.99 $4.99 Available at a lower price from other sellers that may not offer free Prime shipping. Every year, Santa Jaws delivers presents to his fellow sharks, spreading cheer wherever he goes. Includes initial monthly payment and selected options. The film features Cody, a young comic book artist, who receives a mysterious pen for Christmas. And Santa Jaws understands this very well. Full content visible, double tap to read brief content. Not a great movie, but a decent one, with some laughs and also some messages. I loved so much about this and can't wait to watch it again and the candy cane? New in 2022: I'M A VIRUS and I'M A VOLCANO (Mike Ciccotello). Just confirm how you got your ticket. But the most classique of all of the holiday accessories has got to be the Santa hat. Its the easiest time of year to get into serious debt, and the best way to avoid that is to keep a strict eye on the spending. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Five stars. But its. And loved every minute of it. This will not only be a great shark movie to watch all year but it now makes it's way to the Christmas Horror checklist for every holiday. Using your mobile phone camera - scan the code below and download the Kindle app. The Circus: Inside the Greatest Political Show on Earth: Season 8, The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: Season 1, Link to Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer. Actually, hes born by the drawings of the said young artist. Hallmark might not agree, but holiday movies can be more than bounteous feasts, warm sweaters, and old friendships renewed. "Santa Jaws" sounds preposterous, and it is. By creating an account, you agree to the More at 1. I guess I'm not a snob like you! And very funny, due to the terrible acting and dialogue. This was good fun, I enjoyed the comic book Celler Dweller angle. Its about choosing connection, choosing love, choosing not to have people you care about get eaten by a Christmas-crazed shark. We need to have a sequel with Harry Styles in the cast and an original Taylor Swift song. Letterboxd Limited. The attention to detail in the illustrations is superb and the text is adorable. Get ready for a ride on Santa's sled (pulled, of course, by hammerheads) in this joyful holiday tale! This was recommended by a friend and it must be popular because it took several weeks to get it from the library. A little scary for kids but it does give a lot of information about sharks, Cute idea, full of sharks, lovely pictures but some of the rhymes missed the mark. The text is delivered in rhyming couplets, and the running joke about Santa Jaws wanting to eat everything is explained in a concluding note about the munching habits of great white sharks. Unable to add item to List. Seriously, though, five stars. Santa Jaws, a science fiction movie starring Reid Miller, Courtney Lauren Cummings, and Jim Klock is available to stream now. It doesn't work and it's boring. Santa Jaws understands the importance of a holiday budget. , Release date Yes it's campy and not just campy but full on CAMPY and they ran with it with gusto. Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Jurassic Park Movies Ranked By Tomatometer, The Mandalorian Creators Jon Favreau and Dave Filoni on Grogus Force Training and the Darksabers Significance. Another holiday themed monster. Listen, I wasn't expecting much when I bought "Santa Jaws." It was like Christmas in the movies.". The opening scene was watching a really schlocky B-movie about a killer shark. Brief content visible, double tap to read full content. Then he keeps going on and on as I make a mental note to myself never to, "You better watch out, you better not die. And the wood they got from the outdoor table was weather worn also. Immediate caveat: This isn't the movie you think it is. Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! Its a reminder to me that holidays are about sharing silly moments with the people I love be they near or far, human or animal. I truly appreciate each and every one of you for reading along with me this year even if you just accidentally clicked on the page and quickly exited the screen upon seeing the inner workings of my mind. We wont be able to verify your ticket today, but its great to know for the future. 10/10, was amazing, best Christmas book I've ever read, highly recommend, will cure your acne, Usually gimmicky books arent the most entertaining, but this one is! "An inviting, informational, and celebratory book for shark fans." . We love to see it. Ohhhhhhhhh, the puns were out in full force with this brilliantly terrible Jaws parody! That's what I consider fine cinema. ), Santa Jaws will be my Watch When You Need to Feel Better Again movie. Love Actually has haunted us for years, with each new year, new viewing, bringing a fresh batch of newly woke people realizing Love Actually is actually kind of trash. I love this book! Christmas movies have a peculiar way of reflecting the holiday moments we crave without making us feel less than for not actually having them. It is a creature that is brought to life because of a magic pen that a boy uses to draw his comic book. Obviously I had ridiculously low expectations going into this. Cody (Reid Miller) and his best friend Steve (Hawn Tran) are a couple of teenage comic book freaks that have created a new comic, Santa Jaws, just in time for the holidays. They won't be able to see your review if you only submit your rating. Report this film, Release date: 14 August 2018Distributor: Syfy Budget: N/AViewing Platform: Amazon Prime, January 2021 RankedShark WeekAmazon Ranked. Every year, Santa Jaws delivers presents to his fellow sharks . Why is this movie so weirdly good? Bridget Heos is the prolific author of Stegothesaurus; Mustache Baby; Mustache Baby Meets His Match; I, Fly; and more than one hundred other children's books. Santa Jaws (2018) is a movie I recently watched on Amazon Prime. : : Have been on a roll watching many killer shark films made on a low budget recently. : The shark scenes are worth the wait. Trying to survive the family Christmas, Cody makes a wish to be alone, which ends up backfiring when a shark manifests and kills his entire family. The new gold standard in Christmas Shark movies, Absurd, but earnest and well made, and wonderfully fun. Yeah that's not for me. The rhyming narrative and fun illustrations made this a crowd pleaser in our house. Could Santa Jaws be the Christmas movie to knit us all back together? $100 million [3] The Deep is a 1977 adventure film based on Peter Benchley 's 1976 novel of the same name. Every year, Santa Jaws delivers presents to his fellow sharks, spreading cheer wherever he goes. : christmas, holiday, heartwarming, family or joy horror, gory, scary, killing or slasher zombies, undead, horror, gory or flesh monster, creature, dinosaurs, scientist or beast comedy, horror, funny, humor or spooky Use summons to distract any presents that Santa Jaws summons, as they drag you closer . Where's Cody? This is a low budget flick (they are a little cagey on what it cost, but it looks like about $3 million), but a pretty high quality production. IMDb Last line: "Fishy Christmas to all, and to all a good bite! Coming Soon. In any case, holiday magic is present throughout the book. Santa Jaws understands the importance of a holiday budget. Shipping cost, delivery date, and order total (including tax) shown at checkout. Bridget Heos is the author of the Children's Choice Award-winning MUSTACHE BABY series (illustrator: Joy Ang) and more than 100 fiction and nonfiction books for kids. Justnothis movie was so bad. Instead, it's a well-executed film that fully embraces the silly concept and is a fun watch from beginning to end. / Santa thinks they sound delicious! From ugly Christmas sweaters to reindeer ears, there are tons of options. Hardcover Picture Book, October 26, 2021. The storyline follows a high school comic book writer who lives by the ocean who one day receives a magic pen that causes his work to come to life. Challenge: Reading Goal Posts/Advent 12 Holiday Readathon. And then the real movie started, and it became a rather sweet movie of teenage angst over what was happening and the interplay with the adults and the teens, who were often at odds. 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